The Cheesiest Pick Up Line Contest Entries
Entry ID #55 on 02/14/2010
Do you have any raisins? No? Then how about a date?
Entry ID #54 on 02/14/2010
I wish you were DSL so i could get high-speed access.
Entry ID #53 on 02/14/2010
Did you fart? Because you just blew me away!
Entry ID #52 on 02/14/2010
how much does a polar bear weigh,enough to break the ice
Entry ID #51 on 02/14/2010
Pardon me, but my buddies over there bet me I couldn't start up a conversation with the prettiest girl at the bar. Wanna go buy some drinks with their money?
Entry ID #50 on 02/13/2010
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
Entry ID #49 on 02/13/2010
Do you have a bandaid?... Because I just scraped my knee falling for you
Entry ID #48 on 02/12/2010
You’re so sweet there’s a wanted poster for you at the candy store.
Entry ID #47 on 02/12/2010
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Entry ID #46 on 02/12/2010
Bond. James Bond.
Entry ID #45 on 02/12/2010
How you doing!!!!!!!!!!
Said in the Joey Tribbiani voice :)))))))
Entry ID #44 on 02/11/2010
A complete stranger(male)started touching my collar wanting to see my shirt tag when I asked him, "What are you doing?" He said, I just wanted to see if it said MADE IN HEAVEN.
Entry ID #43 on 02/11/2010
"Your father must be a baker, because you've got a great set of buns"!
Entry ID #42 on 02/11/2010
"Are you a library book? Because I've been checking you out all night long!
Entry ID #41 on 02/11/2010
A guy came into my store where I sell shoes. He had previously asked me out for coffee saying he was new and needed to meet people but I politely refused. He was now buying shoes from me and clearly did not remember who I was as he reintroduced himself, etc. I sold him the shoes and as he left he turned back around and said "Hey, you know, these shoes look great, but I'm sure they'd look much better if I was taking you out for coffee in them."
Entry ID #40 on 02/11/2010
I'll bet your curves are so smooth they'd cover toast.
Entry ID #39 on 02/11/2010
All the stars in the sky, cant compare to the sparkle in your eyes
Entry ID #38 on 02/11/2010
Was your father a thief? Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes
Entry ID #37 on 02/10/2010
I'm going to the library and I'm checking you out. ;)
Entry ID #36 on 02/10/2010
Pick up a pack of sugar and hand it to a girl, saying, "Here, you dropped your name tag."
Entry ID #35 on 02/09/2010
Go up to the person and ask for their hand. Draw a line across it and explain that its a really big river, and the bunny on this side (doesn't matter) really needs to get to the other side. Ask how he does it. Give cute little answers as to why the bunny can't cross the river (i.e., ...bunny jump in river, bunny goes *glubglubglub*.) When the person finally asks how the bunny is supposed to get across, give them the cute puppy eyes and say "I don't know, I just wanted to hold your hand."
Entry ID #34 on 02/09/2010
What's your astrological sign?
Entry ID #33 on 02/09/2010
Would you like a Frito Lay?
Entry ID #32 on 02/08/2010
You're like a dictionary ... you add meaning to my life.
Entry ID #31 on 02/08/2010
I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house?
Entry ID #30 on 02/08/2010
don't I know you
Entry ID #29 on 02/06/2010
If I told you that you have a great body....Would you hold it against me?
Entry ID #28 on 02/05/2010
1. Are your pants reflective? 'Cause I can see myself in them.
2. Are your legs tired? 'Cause you've been running through my mind all day!
Entry ID #27 on 02/04/2010
If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together...
Entry ID #25 on 02/03/2010
After engaging me in conversation, the guy says, "What was your name again?", even though I had never said my name.
Entry ID #23 on 02/03/2010
Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven!
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